Monday, April 29, 2002
The Divinity of Tiger Woods
Pastor John Ziegler presides over the First Church of Tiger Woods on the internet. The Pastor, tongue firmly in cheek, has proof that Tiger is indeed the Messiah. He even says he once saw Tiger feed the gallery with only a Power Bar, what more proof do you need? The Bible itself predicts Tiger's coming ....
Revelations 12:5 “And she brought forth a man child, who was to rule all nations with a rod of iron.”
Here the scriptures predict how Tiger, at a young age, will dominate the world with his irons.
I find the site very funny and well written. Annnnnd, it's useful to point out how ridiculous believing in biblical phrophecy really is as you can certainly interpret it in any means fashionable. Good luck out there, Tiger Bless ... and don't forget, Tiger's most important day of the week is Sunday ... I'll be seated in the front pew around 3pm most Sundays.
Pastor John Ziegler presides over the First Church of Tiger Woods on the internet. The Pastor, tongue firmly in cheek, has proof that Tiger is indeed the Messiah. He even says he once saw Tiger feed the gallery with only a Power Bar, what more proof do you need? The Bible itself predicts Tiger's coming ....
Revelations 12:5 “And she brought forth a man child, who was to rule all nations with a rod of iron.”
Here the scriptures predict how Tiger, at a young age, will dominate the world with his irons.
I find the site very funny and well written. Annnnnd, it's useful to point out how ridiculous believing in biblical phrophecy really is as you can certainly interpret it in any means fashionable. Good luck out there, Tiger Bless ... and don't forget, Tiger's most important day of the week is Sunday ... I'll be seated in the front pew around 3pm most Sundays.
